Facebook Jerks

A Guy Broke Up With Me….Without Even Telling Me!

Posted on May 23, 2011

My boyfriend broke up with me today….by just changing his relationship status on Facebook to “Single.” What an a**!

-Dharma (United States)

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Girl: I’m Tired Of Liars!

Posted on May 20, 2011

I asked a guy out for dinner, but he declined saying "he was sick". The next day I saw pictures of him on Facebook at dinner with another girl!

- Tired Of Liars Chick (United States)

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Can’t Men Just Let Women Breast Feed?

Posted on May 16, 2011

My brother and his guy friend walked in on me the other day, while I was breast-feeding my baby. In an attempt to mimic and poke fun at the situation, the boys had to post this picture on their Facebook walls! JERKS!

-Jackie (United States)

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I Caught A Cheater On Facebook

Posted on May 16, 2011

I went on a first date with this amazing guy. We had a great connection and hung out all weekend. A few days later, I searched him on Facebook and found him “In A Relationship!”

-Sarah (United States)

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I Dumped An Ex On Facebook…’Cuz He Deserved It

Posted on May 16, 2011

This is exactly what happened on Facebook:

Bianca went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

Hayden (The Ex/Dick): You're breaking up with me because I smoked too much pot and like video games??!! Are you fuckin' serious? Good luck finding a guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit and are always too busy studying to do ANYTHING fun. PS- I'm GLAD you broke up with me, the sex was shit.

Bianca: It wasn't exactly stellar for me either. I couldn't feel a thing.

Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.

Bianca: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first and only sexual partner. I was rather surprised when my first time didn't hurt..at all. But now it all makes sense. I just went to the doctor and found out my hymen is still intact.

Hayden: Fuck you, bitch. That's impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.

Bianca: ....exactly

Source: NoWayGirl.com

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Vegas Male Promoters Are Cocky Dicks

Posted on May 13, 2011

A Vegas male promoter posted this on his Facebook status last night. Is he that DUMB to even realize that some of his "phat" Facebook friends will read it? Who the hell does he think he is?! He sure is a DUMBASS!

-Fat Bitch, 21 (United States)

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Men Poking Fun Of Asians

Posted on May 13, 2011

I was browsing my Facebook newsfeed, and came across a couple of men who were making fun of how Asians FOBS act. Just an FYI, FOBS is deragotary term commonly associated with Asian people who have just arrived to USA from their native homeland. As an Asian (and a FOB - yes I will admit that), I am really offended!

-Fei-Shei, 19 (China)

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