This is exactly what happened on Facebook:
Bianca went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
Hayden (The Ex/Dick): You're breaking up with me because I smoked too much pot and like video games??!! Are you fuckin' serious? Good luck finding a guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit and are always too busy studying to do ANYTHING fun. PS- I'm GLAD you broke up with me, the sex was shit.
Bianca: It wasn't exactly stellar for me either. I couldn't feel a thing.
Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.
Bianca: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first and only sexual partner. I was rather surprised when my first time didn't hurt..at all. But now it all makes sense. I just went to the doctor and found out my hymen is still intact.
Hayden: Fuck you, bitch. That's impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.
Bianca: ....exactly
Source: NoWayGirl.com